Sunday, December 16, 2012

Holiday Dinner Party Etiquette...

"You’ll be hanging out, talking about how Malbecs are the new Cabernet Sauvignon and shit. Debating whether or not organic agriculture is a viable solution for the entire world. Discussing how Detroit is a really fascinating city. You know, the stuff classy people do at parties. Me? I just eat all the meatballs and drink all the booze and then write my name in the snow with my pee."


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